This is my first time participating in Not Me Monday! You can join in the fun too, visit McMama to play along.
Here are my list of things I did not do over the past week...
I did not make a batch of homemade chocolate chip cookies just so I could eat the dough...Nope not me!
I did not look at The Princesses filthy dirty feet last night and say..."Oh, that's fine you can take a bath in the morning!" and then put her to bed....Nope not me!
I did not forget about a load of laundry in the washing machine for 3 days! Nope that certainly was not me!
I did not laugh hysterically at a news report about owls swooping down and grabbing chihuahuas in a local town. Nope not me!
I did not make a finacial blunder causing our checking account to become overdrawn. Nope that was not me! Sometimes people do pay their mortgage twice right? Right!
I did not tell The Contessa she was dreaming when she saw me go in her room to deliver tooth fairy money. Nope not me!
I did not tell my son he couldn't have a pet lizard, using our dog as the reason, and not the fact that they creep me out. Nope not me!